I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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