u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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