Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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