It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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