Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
