if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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