He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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