Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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