Umm I'm too high to move.
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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