So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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