All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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