it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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