do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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