it was like his penis was on wheels.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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