I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
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