So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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