Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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