how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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