Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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