dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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