so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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