I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Is it because I queefed?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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