i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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