She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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