So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
My dick has a subreddit
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
