All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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