absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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