Whod you bang
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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