Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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