dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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