do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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