i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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