i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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