Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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