i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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