You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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