How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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