so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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