Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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