I'm drive I can fine osifer
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
my being single is dangerous.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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