Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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