i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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