I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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