whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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