The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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