Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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