I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
