You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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