its not stalking. its research.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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