Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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