is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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