38 yer olds are good kisserssss
Banned from zoo.
Again?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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