Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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