You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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