dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
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