Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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