i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
