Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
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