You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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