i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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