I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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