I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
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