I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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